Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
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