So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
time to smoke my breakfast
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
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