She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
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