Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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