Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
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