Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
he shaved USA in his pubs
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
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Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
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HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
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