the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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