I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
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I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
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I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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