we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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