and she was petting her beer can
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
Randomize
