Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
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I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
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So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
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