I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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