dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
Randomize
