ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
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The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
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No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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