3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
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i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
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Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Im just a social blackout drinker.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
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