are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Randomize
