Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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