Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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