He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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