lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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