Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Randomize
