My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
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Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
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Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
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