how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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