the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
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so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
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I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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