so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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