i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
I intend to get homeless drunk
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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