He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
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