Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
oh god the rape fog is back!
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
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I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
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I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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