One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
apparently, "please pick me up from the airport" also means "i got drunk on the flight and need to give you roadhead in broad daylight"
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
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