This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
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