Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
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If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
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I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
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