: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
Randomize
