Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
You're completely useless in the revolution.
Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
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