so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
You took a bar mat shot.
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Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
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You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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