Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
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