I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
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