Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
do nipples grow back?
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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