I just saw a hot homeless man
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
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why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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