Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
Randomize
