talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
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They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
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National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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