"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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