Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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