so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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