you would pick up someone in the library
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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