Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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