I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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