Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
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I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
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But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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