This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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