I just had to pull over at a starbucks to throw up in the bathroom. They really should not have let me be a lawyer.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
You need Xanax blowdarts
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
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