How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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