Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
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