We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
I'm jealous of your bromance
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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