Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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