Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
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its like you know when i get waxed
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
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