just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
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